Saturday, March 21, 2015
The Best Amazon Review Ever
So, someone pointed me to an Amazon posting for some speaker cables that listed for ~$8000!!! and contained within is what I think might be the greatest review ever written. There are many fine ones in there, but this one's the champ:
AudioQuest K2 Terminated Speaker Cable - UST 2.44 m Plugs 8' Pair
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long...I will type as fast as I can.
DO NOT USE THE CABLES!
We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this...accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then, the...whispers...began.
Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly...we began to UNDERSTAND.
No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out...oh, god, the screaming...the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!
WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
Do not use the cables!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J36XR2/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_W3hdvb1ZJAGD2
AudioQuest K2 Terminated Speaker Cable - UST 2.44 m Plugs 8' Pair
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long...I will type as fast as I can.
DO NOT USE THE CABLES!
We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this...accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then, the...whispers...began.
Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly...we began to UNDERSTAND.
No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out...oh, god, the screaming...the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!
WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
Do not use the cables!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J36XR2/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_W3hdvb1ZJAGD2
